Clarification

I'm having to borrow a monstous black behemoth of a laptop to indulge my digital aspirations. It's getting a little embarrasing.

By "monstrous behemoth" I mean "full-sized keyboard", as opposed to a comfortable ten inches that allow you to type without ever uncurling your hands from racoon-like fists.

By "It's getting a little embarrasing", I mean that it's denting my pride to spend the early hours of each day lying on the ground outside someone's door, waiting for them to wake up, crying softly under the door "Internet... internet... growing weaker..."*

By "." I meant "Not that I'm being ungrateful to the person who's putting up with reduced computer time and having to kick a mumbling wreck out from their doorway every morning (full stop)"

just give me time