Cheap fob-off edition five

In the interests of keeping the update rate high, this is a post. I could talk about books I'm reading. I could talk about the state of careening disaster that is moving house. I could even talk about the Open Day I'm meant to be working at in less than ten minutes, or my sudden and inexplicable fascination with the Kerguelen islands.

But frankly, the whole ten-minute thing is the limiting factor here.

Song in my head: "Waltz #2" by Elliot Smith