The Red and Yellow terror

I've learnt many habits while living with Americans. One of them is AIM, which I added to my preference pane in Adium like another arrow in Legolas's quiver. Along with Adium, of course, comes the art of the away message.

"When I sit down to write a scientific paper, I often find myself mixing raspberry Absolut with apple juice. It's like a boiled sweet that makes you benevolently confused."

This is what you get when you mess it up