Reflex Respect

So, if you know me well, you'll know that the throw-away mention of Jedi action last time implies that I'm in Bristol, in the home of someone who owns an X-box and works most of most day.

I do like being in Bristol, really. Living out of a rucksack here is infitiely preferable to being at home watching UKTV History and ticking days off the calendar. The natives are welcoming, but as previously discussed, I seem to have a slightly unorthodox concept of pleasure (I blame Epicurus ). When people start bandying around names like Ramshackle or Twisty's, I can only fervently hope that I can escape without bringing others into my lifestyle, which they probably wouldn't enjoy.

Eureka. From now on, my personal hatred for nightclubs is going to be referred to as a "lifestyle choice". In the same way that if you tap a kneecap you will be kicked, this will cause people to say "I respect that". If I'm lucky theywon't even want to ask me what I mean by that.

It can't possibly fail!

i knew that i was going to be a legend in my living room